Twas the Week Before Christmas

Twas the week before Christmas,

And from the West to the East,

No one was terrorizing the house

Quite like this Beast.

There was no box she didn't explore,

She ripped ornaments off the tree

and threw them on the floor

 Next she derailed the fancy Christmas train,

She ripped off the tree skirt repeatedly

Making her mom insane.

Christmas catalogues she tore up next,

Mom spent all day,

Pulling wads out of a mouth filled with chewed on text.

 No picture turned out for a Christmas card,
When dressed up just so,
She screamed long and hard.

And we all heard her exclaim as she rode her horse out of sight,

Sleep while you can, I've got two top teeth comin' in

And I'm gonna be up all night.