I'm Swearing Off Eating Penguins

Remember this mess from a while back when I thought I could actually replicate something from Pinterest?

Those are supposed to be penguins by the way.

Well I have been burned by penguins again!

Recently, I saw this gem in the freezer section of the grocery store and since I am lazy and cheap, I thought they would make a great nutritious family dinner.

Those don't look like penguins.

And even more disappointingly don't EVEN contain penguin meat for crying out loud! 

(And even more realistically disappointing, they contain "chicken nugget patte"  what the #$%@ is that?)

Oh well, the truth of the matter is, I could serve the kids Styrofoam peanuts and it would all taste the same: Ketchup Soup with Something Chewy In It.  Our favorite meal :)