Human?

Last night as I was tucking in Ashlyn and Tanner, I let Ian snuggle in next to Ashlyn. I told Ashlyn that just after Ian had been born and she was 3, I used to snuggle Ian in next to her at night while I tucked in Tanner and then I would come back to get him. I asked if she thought Ian would be a good babysitter like her someday when he had a baby brother or sister.

Ashlyn thought about that for a minute and then said, "Mom, when Ian is 3, will he learn how to speak human?"

Poor Ian, he speaks something, but apparently it isn't human!