Zac's Tobacco Problem
Recently, I decided to take out a life insurance policy on Zac. He is out of town a lot and I have been prone to watch the 20/20 murder mysteries... and well we all know that taking out a life insurance policy is the first step to murdering your spouse. and er I love the big fella and know about his propensity to drive fast and furious for long periods of time. We needed some protection, so help us, if he ever had a mishap.
One of the steps in the life insurance policy process is a health screening on the phone. They wouldn't let me take it for him, so he had to plug through it on his own. According to Zac, this is a phone conversation that ensued from the ordeal:
Health Insurance Agent: Mr. Fillmore have you ever used tobacco?
Zac: Of course I've used a "Backhoe"... In my line of work I have to use a backhoe all the time. I love using the backhoe.
Health Insurance Agent: GASP
Zac: Wait.... you did say a backhoe... like the construction equipment that digs big holes, right?
I think all that work in the backhoe has rattled his hearing!
One of the steps in the life insurance policy process is a health screening on the phone. They wouldn't let me take it for him, so he had to plug through it on his own. According to Zac, this is a phone conversation that ensued from the ordeal:
Health Insurance Agent: Mr. Fillmore have you ever used tobacco?
Zac: Of course I've used a "Backhoe"... In my line of work I have to use a backhoe all the time. I love using the backhoe.
Health Insurance Agent: GASP
Zac: Wait.... you did say a backhoe... like the construction equipment that digs big holes, right?
I think all that work in the backhoe has rattled his hearing!
Comments